Humorous true missionary stories, unusual tales with wit and surprise. Entertaining science fiction adventures.
If you enjoy clean humor and creative storytelling,
you are in the right place.
TARANTULA: Missionaries learn that courage has limits, especially when measured in inches from tarantulas. In this spectacularly bad jungle encounter, theology, dignity, and trousers unravel. Word, PDF
DANGEROUS DUCKLING: Whoever heard of a grown man killed by a duckling? It almost happened! Word, PDF
MY ENEMY THE DOG: A fearsome beast plots your destruction until you discover his fatal weakness: stale croissants. Now for some questionable strategy…Word, PDF
FIRECRACKER PRAYER: Two boys conduct a “scientific experiment” involving a peach, a firecracker, and absolutely no foresight. What follows is a miracle: proof that even reckless prayers can travel faster than falling fruit. Word, PDF
RELUCTANT HEALER: A reluctant missionary tries to avoid praying for the sick, only to discover God didn’t get the memo. Sometimes the most unlikely healer is the one hiding in the shadows… swatting mosquitoes. Word, PDF
HIT MAN: When a professional hit man asks if he can “cut back gradually,” things have already gone slightly off track. A pastoral counseling session turns into a lesson in ethics… with results no one quite expected. Word, PDF
PAIN IN THE NECK: A preacher prepares to teach a stubborn man a lesson, only to discover God had other plans. Sometimes the real “pain in the neck” is not the one you think… and heaven has a sense of humor. Word, PDF
SLOW INJUN: A man sets out to teach others the proper pace of life, only to be corrected by altitude, humility, and a very polite Indian. Sometimes the slowest walker on the trail is the wisest… and the least out of breath. Word, PDF
Hilarious science fiction short stories
ALIEN CLOWN: The universe is vast, mysterious, and full of wonders… and then there’s him. In a galaxy full of intelligent life, he alone proved that incompetence travels faster than light. Word, PDF
CUT ME KINDLY: When your alien friend begs you to stab him in the heart, you know it’s going to be a complicated day. Word, PDF
DAMSEL: In some cultures, saving the girl means marrying her—whether you like it or not. Word, PDF
DRUG RUNNER: He faced trial, public outrage, and possible execution… all for fresh breath. Word, PDF
PILLOW CHATTER: Rescued by friendly aliens, he soon learns their greatest fear isn’t death. It’s taking a nap. Word, PDF
IT’S NOT NICE TO POINT: Being pursued by a dangerous-looking alien is reason for panic. What if pursuit means something different to the alien? Word, PDF
SOFT TOUCH: Captured by towering aliens, he assumed he was the one who was supposed to be terrified. Word, PDF
SWEET MEAT: He thought the aliens were inviting him to dinner. Or was it as dinner? Word, PDF
The following two stories are more serious but a lot of fun anyway.
PHOBIA: Hunted, wounded, and out of time, Sergeant Jake Sardona cannot escape alone. His only hope is an alien he cannot bear to face—one that embodies his deepest fear. As enemy forces close in and capture means a fate worse than death, Jake must make an impossible choice: trust the nightmare… or die. Word, PDF
THE WIMP: Chosen because he was ordinary, Jeremy Whitby is sent alone to prove a planet is safe. But something unseen is hunting in the shadows—and survival will cost more than he expected. Word, PDF